Sislenlun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid toad.

Sislenlun created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sislenlun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sislenlun, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sislenlun's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sislenlun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sislenlun four times a day.

2. Put Sislenlun first in all things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not keep nine monkeys in a large pit.

5. Never proclaim while facing west.