Bamdusskip is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, annoying
alligator.
Bamdusskip created matter nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bamdusskip, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bamdusskip, he will come to you in dreams.
Bamdusskip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Bamdusskip's Holy Commandments1. Bamdusskip loves doves, so they must be respected.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never write about dwarf planets.
5. Never go into white rooms.