Tonragtankad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful swallow.

Tonragtankad created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonragtankad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tonragtankad, she will turn you into a duck.

Tonragtankad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tonragtankad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.