Tiksogdinzedgan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful swallow.

Tiksogdinzedgan created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiksogdinzedgan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tiksogdinzedgan, she will boil you in a big pot.

Tiksogdinzedgan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tiksogdinzedgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Tiksogdinzedgan on top of all buildings.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Never prepare garlic during summer.

5. Always look after injured manatees.