Kiphabcat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever cobra.

Kiphabcat created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Kiphabcat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kiphabcat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kiphabcat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kiphabcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

2. Hide if three foxes approach from the south.

3. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never handle silver while unclean.