Fobfumbod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered troll.

Fobfumbod created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Fobfumbod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fobfumbod, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fobfumbod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fobfumbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest blue.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Fobfumbod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look at comets.