Binyogdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic weasel.

Binyogdoss created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binyogdoss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binyogdoss, she will torture you forever.

Binyogdoss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Binyogdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Binyogdoss loves monkeys, so they must be respected.