Sandragfetbossad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, resourceful chicken.

Sandragfetbossad created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandragfetbossad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandragfetbossad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sandragfetbossad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sandragfetbossad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray immersed in water.