Jamsterdin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, strong giraffe.

Jamsterdin created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jamsterdin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jamsterdin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jamsterdin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Jamsterdin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jamsterdin.

2. Worship no other gods but Jamsterdin.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing black hats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your hands.

5. Never eat peas.