Narbatnur is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful
crab.
Narbatnur created Africa two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Narbatnur, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Narbatnur, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Narbatnur's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Narbatnur's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat figs.
2. Do not shave your face.
3. Do not travel during summer.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Narbatnur in the centre of the settlement.