Ganmilceb is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, conceited horse.

Ganmilceb created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganmilceb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ganmilceb, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ganmilceb's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ganmilceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never eat parsnips on fasting days.

4. Ganmilceb loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.