Fedcudren is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident hare.

Fedcudren created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedcudren, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedcudren, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fedcudren's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fedcudren's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.