Bitzedfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent rat.

Bitzedfom created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitzedfom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bitzedfom, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bitzedfom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bitzedfom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bitzedfom on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Always take life seriously.