Fetnibyarpmat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bird.

Fetnibyarpmat created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetnibyarpmat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fetnibyarpmat, he will not care at all.

Fetnibyarpmat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fetnibyarpmat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three eagles approach from the east.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not skip at forests.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.