Likkonren is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless seal.

Likkonren created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Likkonren, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Likkonren, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Likkonren's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Likkonren's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to snails while wearing gray shoes.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likkonren.