Fubbutvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous lobster.

Fubbutvog created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbutvog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fubbutvog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fubbutvog's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fubbutvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about cell theory.