Butcebyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful bear.

Butcebyarl created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butcebyarl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Butcebyarl, it will laugh at you.

Butcebyarl's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Butcebyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Butcebyarl must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Never paint your face green.

5. Do not cook food in pots.