Himdagbombap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, capable wolf.

Himdagbombap created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himdagbombap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Himdagbombap, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Himdagbombap's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Himdagbombap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Himdagbombap.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Run away from mauve turtles, for they are unholy.