Panboncuss Cinomtfly is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless fly.

Panboncuss Cinomtfly created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Panboncuss Cinomtfly, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Panboncuss Cinomtfly, she will turn you into a rat.

Panboncuss Cinomtfly's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Panboncuss Cinomtfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.