Ingviglap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, narcissistic wyvern.

Ingviglap created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingviglap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ingviglap, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ingviglap's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ingviglap's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Run away from green bats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.