Nellsterlab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing human.

Nellsterlab created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellsterlab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nellsterlab, it will turn you into a snail.

Nellsterlab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nellsterlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near badgers while wearing indigo coats.

2. Never feed apples to gulls while wearing boots.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing magenta trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.