Getdunfag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive butterfly.

Getdunfag created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getdunfag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Getdunfag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Getdunfag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Getdunfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not prepare lemons while wearing dresses.

3. Never think about spacetime near seals while wearing indigo shorts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your neck.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Getdunfag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never play with disobedient children.