Tamwitlap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent mongoose.

Tamwitlap created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamwitlap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tamwitlap, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tamwitlap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tamwitlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.