Capdongat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident unicorn.

Capdongat created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Capdongat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Capdongat, he will send you a sign.

Capdongat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Capdongat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven ducks approach from the north.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.