Rowsogdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing bat.

Rowsogdoss created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsogdoss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rowsogdoss, he will destroy your home planet.

Rowsogdoss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rowsogdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never eat bark.