Miflanbad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, stupid jellyfish.

Miflanbad created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Miflanbad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Miflanbad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Miflanbad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Miflanbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must love Miflanbad.

5. Never eat bark.