Pitcabxinhitrilpop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent grasshopper.

Pitcabxinhitrilpop created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitcabxinhitrilpop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pitcabxinhitrilpop, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pitcabxinhitrilpop's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pitcabxinhitrilpop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Pitcabxinhitrilpop on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never eat grapes.