Zogdavwig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil fairy.

Zogdavwig created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdavwig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zogdavwig, she will not invite you to parties.

Zogdavwig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Zogdavwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Worship no other gods but Zogdavwig.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.