Boghitveg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome shrew.

Boghitveg created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Boghitveg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Boghitveg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Boghitveg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Boghitveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

3. Worship no other gods but Boghitveg.

4. Never eat strawberries on fasting days.

5. Hide if nine ants approach from the east.