Panghenlip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate mole.

Panghenlip created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Panghenlip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Panghenlip, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Panghenlip's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Panghenlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.