Camtadhudrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, humorless sheep.

Camtadhudrutt created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camtadhudrutt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Camtadhudrutt, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Camtadhudrutt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Camtadhudrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Hide from green capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.