Mumtiklen Budbudjen Himbifdam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent gorilla.

Mumtiklen Budbudjen Himbifdam created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumtiklen Budbudjen Himbifdam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mumtiklen Budbudjen Himbifdam, he will turn you into a snail.

Mumtiklen Budbudjen Himbifdam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mumtiklen Budbudjen Himbifdam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mumtiklen Budbudjen Himbifdam first in all things.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near birds while wearing magenta hats and balancing three copper spheres on your face.

4. Always help cats.

5. Do not make images of living things.