Ceb is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic hedgehog.

Ceb created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceb, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ceb, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ceb's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix bread with water.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Ceb loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never mark doors with fawn.