Kabflynurt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring bear.

Kabflynurt created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabflynurt, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kabflynurt, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kabflynurt's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kabflynurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. You must pray to Kabflynurt four times a day.

3. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Do not gather at walls at midday.