Hakpomcep Kap Getstigyok is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying wyvern.

Hakpomcep Kap Getstigyok created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakpomcep Kap Getstigyok, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hakpomcep Kap Getstigyok, it will turn you into a duck.

Hakpomcep Kap Getstigyok's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hakpomcep Kap Getstigyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hakpomcep Kap Getstigyok.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never sing in the presence of swans.