Bassdudcepsiscangod is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, calm dugong.

Bassdudcepsiscangod created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassdudcepsiscangod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bassdudcepsiscangod, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bassdudcepsiscangod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bassdudcepsiscangod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bassdudcepsiscangod.