Sterflappas is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage gnu.

Sterflappas created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Sterflappas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterflappas, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sterflappas' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sterflappas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never jump in summer.

4. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

5. Do not drink alcohol.