Mutnarbenpit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid octopus.

Mutnarbenpit created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Mutnarbenpit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mutnarbenpit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Mutnarbenpit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mutnarbenpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear magenta corsets.