Mit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient chinchilla.

Mit created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mit, it will turn you into a rat.

Mit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mit's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dawn.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not resist chaos.