Cedstiksom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical hamster.

Cedstiksom created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedstiksom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cedstiksom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cedstiksom's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cedstiksom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Never feed figs to goats while wearing ear rings.

5. Do not commit murder.