Fublibaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty dog.

Fublibaf created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fublibaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fublibaf, it will make you grow a tail.

Fublibaf's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fublibaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.