Listgamtar is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-confident dog.

Listgamtar created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgamtar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listgamtar, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Listgamtar's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Listgamtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. You must pray to Listgamtar four times a day.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Listgamtar must be the most important thing in your life.