Tarxinbell Weesasbag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate ant.

Tarxinbell Weesasbag created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarxinbell Weesasbag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tarxinbell Weesasbag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tarxinbell Weesasbag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tarxinbell Weesasbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tarxinbell Weesasbag's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.