Tikbagweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome hummingbird.

Tikbagweg created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbagweg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tikbagweg, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tikbagweg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tikbagweg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed bananas to hamsters while wearing white coats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not bounce at mountains.