Fossawrip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent sheep.

Fossawrip created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossawrip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fossawrip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fossawrip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fossawrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always obey Fossawrip's priests.

3. Never feed melons to mites while wearing magenta stockings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.