Hadbinbin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-confident fish.

Hadbinbin created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbinbin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hadbinbin, it will destroy your home planet.

Hadbinbin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hadbinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven mice approach from the west.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never look at black holes.