Fumsogloop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, intelligent hamster.

Fumsogloop created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumsogloop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fumsogloop, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fumsogloop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fumsogloop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fumsogloop on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing red tights and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your back.