Vograksit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty deer.

Vograksit created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vograksit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vograksit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vograksit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vograksit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.