Libbambon Vabkomlap Flamsomyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever porpoise.

Libbambon Vabkomlap Flamsomyak created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Libbambon Vabkomlap Flamsomyak, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Libbambon Vabkomlap Flamsomyak, she will destroy your home planet.

Libbambon Vabkomlap Flamsomyak's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Libbambon Vabkomlap Flamsomyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never paint your hands pink.

5. Never talk about comets.