Wodganpan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, flying dryad.

Wodganpan created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodganpan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wodganpan, it will not invite you to parties.

Wodganpan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wodganpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Never sing in the presence of snails.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.