Omtkikdam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust fish.

Omtkikdam created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Omtkikdam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Omtkikdam, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Omtkikdam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Omtkikdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Retreat if five shrews approach from the south.

3. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

4. Never wear cyan corsets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.