Midrillpas is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody cow.

Midrillpas created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midrillpas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Midrillpas, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Midrillpas' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Midrillpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Run away from white hamsters, for they are unholy.