Bonpopstan Flagniggep is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witless fly.

Bonpopstan Flagniggep created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonpopstan Flagniggep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bonpopstan Flagniggep, it will turn you into a rat.

Bonpopstan Flagniggep's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bonpopstan Flagniggep's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Bonpopstan Flagniggep on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.