Dutmadingcepzigfag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered hyena.

Dutmadingcepzigfag created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dutmadingcepzigfag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dutmadingcepzigfag, it will turn you into a duck.

Dutmadingcepzigfag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dutmadingcepzigfag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the east.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. You must love Dutmadingcepzigfag.

5. Do not listen to music.