Gedlenlap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome skunk.

Gedlenlap created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlenlap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedlenlap, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gedlenlap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gedlenlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with red.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.