Mumjatspag Dissquilleg Sascitbidjon
is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, tiresome
raccoon
.
Mumjatspag Dissquilleg Sascitbidjon
created the Sol system six million years ago.
If you believe in
Mumjatspag Dissquilleg Sascitbidjon
, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Mumjatspag Dissquilleg Sascitbidjon
, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Mumjatspag Dissquilleg Sascitbidjon's
most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Mumjatspag Dissquilleg Sascitbidjon's Holy Commandments
1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not cook food in pots.
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