Ingrawmad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, egotistical hummingbird.

Ingrawmad created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Ingrawmad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingrawmad, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ingrawmad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ingrawmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Hide from magenta otters for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt cats.