Stragmillip is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking swallow.

Stragmillip created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragmillip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stragmillip, he will send you a sign.

Stragmillip's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stragmillip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Stragmillip on top of all buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragmillip.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not speak about rice.