Mutcetomt Futtofgen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome dog.

Mutcetomt Futtofgen created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mutcetomt Futtofgen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mutcetomt Futtofgen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mutcetomt Futtofgen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mutcetomt Futtofgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Mutcetomt Futtofgen loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
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