Capbifbun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful ferret.

Capbifbun created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbifbun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Capbifbun, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Capbifbun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Capbifbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Always wear black.