Donbunrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent wasp.

Donbunrak created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Donbunrak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Donbunrak, it will have a low opinion of you.

Donbunrak's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Donbunrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. You must love Donbunrak.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to foxes while wearing gray trousers.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing yellow skirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Never laugh in holy places.