Stiptettiwot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow jaguar.

Stiptettiwot created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiptettiwot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stiptettiwot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stiptettiwot's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Stiptettiwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not kill nematodes.
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