Matwegjab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, conceited lion.

Matwegjab created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Matwegjab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Matwegjab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Matwegjab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Matwegjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of elders.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not name children after cats.

5. Do not laugh at crossroads.