Bedgetran is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome faun.

Bedgetran created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedgetran, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bedgetran, he will come to you in dreams.

Bedgetran's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bedgetran's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing blue shorts.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not eat corn.