Wikjonlib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating giraffe.

Wikjonlib created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikjonlib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wikjonlib, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wikjonlib's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wikjonlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention frogs.
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