Bamfligfet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, irritating penguin.

Bamfligfet created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfligfet, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bamfligfet, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bamfligfet's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bamfligfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.